Dear Citizens of
the United States of America,
Our government has been taken over by
corrupt politicians and the
Robber Barons who fund their
campaigns. These people are lying to us and playing us
for fools. Behind our backs they are robbing and murdering
innocent people everyday. I'm
sick of their evil greedy hateful criminal actions and I'm
going to fight back. I have a plan and I need your help.
If you also feel victimized by our government officials and
the owners of America's biggest multi-national
corporations it's because you are. I'm not going
to name names or attempt to list their crimes and lies because the lists would be too long,
and it would be a distraction from what we need to do. A big
part of their success has been keeping us divided and confused.
It's time we unite, wise up, and fight back.
I'm going to fight back
against these organized criminals
by running for President in 2016, and after winning I will do the
following three things:
1. Fire all the people in
Congress and their political appointees.
2. Take back the wealth they have stolen
with a tax on the top 1%.
3. Fix the
political system by putting the American people in a position to
hold their elected leaders accountable.
You can help with three simple actions:
1. Boycott all professional sports.
Don't go to the games, don't watch the games on television, and
don't buy or wear their logos. Continue your boycott until we
succeed in taking back our country.
2. Support my campaign. Contribute your
money, time, and skills to help me get elected.
3. Vote for me on election day. You will
probably need to write in my name on the ballot, "Chris Fick".
We outnumber these criminals nearly a
million to one, and we can take back our country if we try.
- Frisco, Texas (email@example.com)
(Articles/Videos by Chris Fick)